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O.A. Carry

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O.A. Carry (Owen Carry) is a freelance: writer, researcher, and verifiable.

He's a former associate editor at Know Your Meme, and has words in WIRED, 404 Media and Slate.

He owns two Kid Robot pieces. (One of them is a Ninja Town plushie.)

He believes wholeheartedly that if you use enough exclamation points, it takes all of the tone out of what you're saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.A. Carry (Owen Carry) is a freelance: writer, researcher, and verifiable.

He's a former associate editor at Know Your Meme, and has words in WIRED, 404 Media and Slate.

He owns two Kid Robot pieces. (One of them is a Ninja Town plushie.)

He believes wholeheartedly that if you use enough exclamation points, it takes all of the tone out of what you're saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Doctor Nowhere Interview

The Doctor Nowhere Interview

There’s something beautiful about the creature in the woods. But you can’t quite put your finger on it. It’s not its heartbeat (you can hear…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 6th, 2026

Inside The ‘Star King’ Cult On Instagram, And The Man Pulling The Strings

Inside The ‘Star King’ Cult On Instagram, And The Man Pulling The Strings

Star King, what is the Instagram account @3magicwordsmovie?Child of the sun … To answer your question, you must look deep within yourself. For the knowledge—the spiritual…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 22nd, 2026

Pissmogging True Stories: ‘My Dad Installed A Urinal In Our House’

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Pissmogging True Stories: ‘My Dad Installed A Urinal In Our House’

Jake, 18, had school in the morning, but he couldn’t fall asleep. It was 11:30 p.m. on a Sunday, and the sounds of mechanical whirring…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 10th, 2026

Anthony Wair Has Thoughts On Chris Griffin, But He’s Willing to Listen To Yours

Anthony Wair Has Thoughts On Chris Griffin, But He’s Willing to Listen To Yours

Seth MacFarlane is probably in rural Connecticut somewhere, sitting in his study and reading about something like the history of opera or Star Trek, when what…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 2nd, 2026

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