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O.A. Carry

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O.A. Carry (Owen Carry) is a freelance: writer, researcher, and verifiable.

He's a former associate editor at Know Your Meme, and has words in WIRED, 404 Media and Slate.

He owns two Kid Robot pieces. (One of them is a Ninja Town plushie.)

He believes wholeheartedly that if you use enough exclamation points, it takes all of the tone out of what you're saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.A. Carry (Owen Carry) is a freelance: writer, researcher, and verifiable.

He's a former associate editor at Know Your Meme, and has words in WIRED, 404 Media and Slate.

He owns two Kid Robot pieces. (One of them is a Ninja Town plushie.)

He believes wholeheartedly that if you use enough exclamation points, it takes all of the tone out of what you're saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Suit Is The Story: The Christopher Coleman Interview

The Suit Is The Story: The Christopher Coleman Interview

Christopher Coleman gets dressed every day like everyone else. One foot at a time. One tie at a time. One suit at a time. But…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 12th, 2025

Blake Andrews On ‘Horse Race Tests’ And Reining It All In


Blake Andrews On ‘Horse Race Tests’ And Reining It All In


Two horses are making out on your Twitter timeline. Another one, that's cyan-colored, is in the corner crying. That kinship you feel, radiating from the…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 24th, 2025

Baby Alien, ‘Most Dangerous Man On Instagram’ Or ‘Greatest Living American Artist?’

Baby Alien, ‘Most Dangerous Man On Instagram’ Or ‘Greatest Living American Artist?’

A video of Lois Griffin twerking is your rare Reels pull of the day. Its creator, Baby Alien, is somewhat prolific. Name a cartoon character, he's probably drawn…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview

The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview

The smell of a USB stick burning on a stove top. A nail pierces through the tiny bones in your foot. Human poop is excreted…

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

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